ENGLISH PATIENT – Still on theAustralian carrier, you may have heardthat one of the carrier’s female flightattendants recently faced the sack afterbeing accused of having sex with Britishactor Ralph Fiennes – the star of TheEnglish Patient – in an aircraft toiletwhile flying from Australia to India.

Of course, everyone knows the officialacronym for Qantas: “QueenslandAnd Northern Territory Aerial Service”or the less-official “Quite A Nice Takeoff,Any Survivors?”.

But the latest toilet incident hasprompted yet another acronym forthe airline: "Quickies Available Now inToilet – Ask Staff."