Tony Fernandez the school girl? This one left us speechless. But being uncommonly speechless gave us an idea! We’ll let you caption it…. email the bellyachers (see address below) your brightest, funniest, most wicked caption and we’ll run the photo again with the top ten best captions we receive! Don’t worry we’ll keep your identity secret!

[email protected] — We want your stories! We know you have a million whacky, twisted, mean, cruel and just plain outrageous stories up your sleeve that you are just dying to share with the world, so we’ve made it easier for you. Just email the Bellyacher’s very own gmail account and we’ll print your stories (as long as it won’t get us thrown in jail, sued and/or fired) while keeping your identity secret — well, as secret as Google is capable of keeping it (just don’t send us any human rights related information). We reckon the gmail account will keep the corporate legal hounds off our backs… for an hour or so!