We received the following contribution from someone, who once told us that Bellyache was the only page he read in Payload Asia. It sort of refl ects the type of story that he hascontributed doesn’t it?

Anyway, here is The Dying Wish -Italian style:

An old Italian Mafi a “Don” is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.“Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to takamy chrome plated 38 revolver so youalways remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?”

“Shuddup an’a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe fi nd your wife inna bed with another man.

“Whadda you gonna do then… Pointa to you watch and say, “Times up”?