When the following item landed on our desk, we initially thought it to be a bit risqué. On second thought, however, these devices are sometimes diffi cult to fi nd, so we have classifi edthis as an educational piece. Enjoy.
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touchingher in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down theother side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, fi rst one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and he returned to do thesame to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a littleto better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed."Why are you stopping darling?" shewhispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"