Today's bellyache has not been inspired by the extra pounds that are visibly floating around the bellyache corner... no, those extra desserts we had last week didn’t prompt this topic and no the increased number of stretchy pants making their debut has nothing to do with it either. (Cue Nacho Libre – “when you’re a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants. In your room. It's for fun!” Rather, we were inspired by infomercials (that’s the story and we’re sticking to it!) As with all … [Read more...] about Evolution of exercise equipment
If airlines sold paintâ€¦. Customer:
If airlines sold paint…. Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different prices up to $200 a gallon. Customer:What’s the difference in the paint? Clerk: Oh, there isn’t any difference; it’s all the same paint. Customer: Well, then I’d like some of that $12 paint. Clerk: When do you intend … [Read more...] about If airlines sold paintâ€¦. Customer:
Farewell Justin Bieber!
Now we have to admit this is a bit of unprecedented move for Bellyache, we don’t ordinarily bid farewell to colleagues who have decided to turn their backs on us and head for greener pastures, but since Lou Wee seems to have made a bit of name for himself in the industry in quite a short time, we thought we’d break with protocol (actually that’s what we live for at Bellyache Central as you might have guessed!). We’re not quite sure what it was...his unflinching good … [Read more...] about Farewell Justin Bieber!